Babblative

1. Lesson #234 - Creeping People Out
2. Top 5 Foods to Sneak into the Movies
3. Gorilla sexual intrigue could explain human monogamy
4. Like Our New Look?
5. We are born to believe in God
6. Zippered Pouch with Reverse Applique
7. TIERED GOWN
8. For Your Health, Froot Loops
9. Cakespy: Chocolate Cakes Grilled in Orange Shells
10. Body wash!
11. Is Spell Check Creating a Generation of Dummies?

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I’ll wait.

1. I am totally going to do with when I have kids.

2. Mmmm, 50-piece McNugget bucket.

3. This actually makes sense! If you’re one of those insanely jealous girls who is really insecure and stupid then you can start telling people that you’re simply following a deeply ingrained instinct to protect your (future) childrens future.

4. Cake Wrecks has a new layout and it sucks. Also, has anyone else noticed a decline in the quality of posts?

5. So I’m more evolved than most? Not anything I didn’t already know (I don’t have any wisdom teeth) but still cool. This actually makes me pretty happy, we already know that we humans like to know what causes what. In the past Sun Gods made the sun shine, Rain Gods made it rain, they helped guide you to the next life, etc., etc. We happen to be pretty good at figuring things out and not surprisingly some of it has been really stupid. Right now the focus is on a god that created us, loves us, listens to us and causes us terrible pain either a) for the hell of it, b) to teach us to appreciate him all the more when he doesn’t hurt us, c) just because or d) because we “deserve” it.

6. Nomnomnom so cute.

7. Yikes! It’s awesome. I still can’t believe that Weekend Designer shut its doors.

8. I hope they put a green checkmark on bacon soon. I know it’s not healthy for me but it’s so good. I could probably delude myself into believing in the little green checkmark. Probably.

Oh who am I kidding? It’s bacon, of course I can.

1. Droolworthy chocolate orange cake! It’s cake, baked in an orange, smothered in chocolate frosting and garnished with an orange.

2. I really want to start making my bath and beauty products, this looks interesting!

3. What a surprise.