Productivity is for losers

I was hoping that today would be a bit more productive, but I slept in quite late and didn’t really get a chance to do anything. I knew that I wouldn’t get anything important done today so I kept trying to go back to sleep, but alas eventually I was forced out of bed and thus my day (night) began. First of all, people who set off fireworks suck. Now I know that if I didn’t have an epileptic dog that has a panic attack everytime he smells smoke or hears loud noises I’d probably feel differently, but at this point I’d just like to say, “thanks assholes.”

Oh! And if you’ve been reading my blog for a while you might remember a post I made about an annoying neighbor who screamed up and down the street at her kids. Well she’s gone now, moved up north. Can I get a hallelujah? I haven’t seen the new neighbors yet, quite frankly I’m not that interested in them so long as they don’t throw trash in our lawn and scream blue murder at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason. I am told, however, that the woman looks like a blonde witch (it came from a very reliable source).

Perhaps tomorrow I’ll finally trim the sleeve and attach the edging to my robe, thus finishing it. Perhaps.